Things That Make Me Go....HUH? WHAT? Really? Nooooooo
1. Learning Teams.
Dear Person who thought Learning Teams were a good idea,
You are an asshole.
Love, Me.
2. Great Dane Farts.
Apparently, my Dane has no sense of smell. Or decorum. Or...well.....never mind....he's a dog. Shadow can clear a room in seconds with one good fart. He crop dusts me when I'm sitting in my favorite chair reading. He climbs down from the couch, stretching off his nap sleepiness and follows that with a cloud of noxious gas. *GAG* Something must be done.
3. Running shorts.
WHY? Nothing says, ' fat girl coming through' than the vision of me running past with my running shorts half way up my butt. *Don't judge me for that image....we are all adults here and get the idea* It's like my butt is eating my shorts, in protest over my new found commitment to running. Guess what shorts.....I will have the last laugh. I have a plan. It's called P.A.N.T.S. Didn't see that coming did ya?
4. Sweating in the South
God how I hate living in the swampy, humid nightmare of a Virginia Summer. Honestly, I would have gotten back on the first boat heading to England. If the settlement of America depended on me to survive Virginia - we would be in England with a British accent. Just sayin. I'm a West Coast girl.
5. My sense of Humor.
Yep, I have one.
No, it's not always funny.
No, I don't care what you think.
If you don't like it stopping reading my stuff and avert your eyes now.
6. Coffee
I'm pretty sure if I ingested enough coffee I could SEE noise, complete the rest of my BA in one month instead of 12 and run faster than the Flash.
Challenge Accepted.
As soon as I figure out how to brew that much coffee at once.....
7. Are you seriously still reading this?
8. I stopped caring at #3
9. Honestly, this stopped being interesting awhile ago.....
10. Thanks for reading it though. :)
Carry On.
Nothing to see here.
