Paris Hilton endorsing a presidential candidate? That's Mmmmmmmadness, I tell you, just plain crazy! Has the world gone mad???? Have I fallen in some kind of coma and the world has turned into my worst nightmare....Paris Hilton as Presidential nominee.....NNNNooooooo, Pull the plug, PULL THE PLUG!!!
Deep breath. Just a crazy rant, its ok. I'm good.
I'll just watch some T.V , maybe catch up with some Olympics.
*- Cue in CNN showing Paris Hilton and her ridiculous (and very real) political ad. -*
And.I.must.scream.
Words fail me at this point. I mean really folks, what the fuck was that blond-haired, life-sized preying mantis doing getting anywhere near the political arena. She has the I.Q of a peanut, ok, ok, a walnut, and her fame and current fortune (not counting the family money) is based on fake five dollar hair extensions, Champagne in a can, dog accessories. - You cannot make this shit up! - She will forever been know by that classic, and oh-so-intelligent catch phrase: "That's Hot". W.T.F. people????? She has infiltrated every little possible pop culture arena; she sings, she models, she acts, and now apparently someone taught her to talk. That person should be stoned, and not in a good way!
You cannot pick up a magazine with out seeing her picture or hearing about something retarded she said. But that was ok, because I still had the intelligent media as a Paris free oasis, where life made sense again. No. The dream is over. She has found my little area of common sense, and world affairs, and now I'm alone. -- Too dramatic?--
Ok. Ok. So its not that dramatic. But when I turn on CNN and I listen to them drone on and on about Pairs' little political statement, I cringe. Why do we insist on giving this walking sticking insect air time? By doing so we perpetuate the idea that we give two shits about what she has to say. WE.DO.NOT. And even if there was any meaningful point to her little swimming suit clad political tirade - She didn't write, she memorized it and said her lines like a good little blow up doll.-
Madness I tell you. Madness.
Le sigh.
