Just a little randomness to brighten your day - and when I say brighten; I mean really mean it will make me happy - I'm sure you will care less.
Ok.
Post Office Madness.
It's cold. It's wet. We are all standing in a line that isn't moving, and yet, we can't leave because we really want the crap we ordered off Amazon - yes, everyone who lives in Germany is ordering crap off of Amazon -. We are all on our lunch breaks. We are all in a hurry to get on with the next part of our Craptastic day.
Except you.
It was cute for about 10 seconds.
Your little "angels" are driving the rest of us insane. And they are going to get hurt.
Really...is it a great idea to let a two year old play in the doorway of a automatic door with gale force winds and rain that could probably blow his little ass out the freaking door? Not only is it stupid, I'M FUCKING COLD because he won't let the door shut. Oh, fabulous I'm also getting rained on, as are the two other people in front of you. AWESOME.
Hey MOM....yeah, your little angel is currently running out of the front door and you don't seem to care. FANTASTIC!
They are rolling around in the middle of an already cramped hallway; now people have to step over them, or try and squeeze by them without smacking them in the head with a size eleven! OUTSTANDING!
We are all about ten feet away from the pick window because your kid will not move forward, and is licking the window. DID YOU FORGET HIS HELMET MOM?
I can't make this shit up people. I may sound a little bitter, and for awhile I thought I was the only one ready to schooled the little one. Oh no. I was surrounded by other folks, other parents, that were ready to beat the crap out of mom for being a dumbass.
That made me happy.
