* Absurd Randomness *

"...With irregularity of wit I am often approached with caution, or looked upon with pity. Those who are on familiar terms with my drollness find it endearing, though they appreciate, as do I, that I am more. Uncompromising in my beliefs, unwilling to accept failure, as if failure is something that one could never fully recover; taken as a whole my disposition is one of many faults. But it is our faults that mark individuality, which is the very thing that endears us to those within our lives. Of course my diminutive stature, waiflike trim combined with childish habits complete the portrait of my character; one that grows on those whom I trust the most and who I hold dearest to my heart..."