I'm not sure why this particular acronym has caught my, and held my attention - because let's face it folks...I have an attention span of a nat - but I have been mulling it over since last night. A friend graced us with his presence late last night, and in our very deep conversation -( yeah, it was about as a deep as a bathtub)- he mentionedn the acronym M.U.L.E.
Can you guess what it stands for?
Married.
Ugly.
Lesbian.
Enlisted.
You see my friend has just arrived at your current base, and he is single. We began to discuss plans for the holidays and he told us he would like to go skiing somewhere in Germany, but doesn't really want to go alone. So go with someone I say. It's not so simple he replies. And here why.
M.U.L.E.
Most of who you (i.e. "he") will meet will fall into on one or more of the above categories. ( If you find the categories offensive, we didn't make em up, so don't get your panties in a twist). His particular status must be lonely; as it prevents him from socializing with a large majority of the single people on base.
Anyway, folks I just thought it was an amusing acronym, and a little sad for my friend - therefore I felt the need to share his sadness, and my musings on the subject.
Enjoy.
