Vandalism - The art of underage douchebags without the ability to form whole sentences or even spell whole words. Most often this form of "art" or " writing" can be demonstrated by individuals with the mental capacity of a nat, and is often used to communicate to other similarly educated mental giants. The brightly colored paint of choice is usually chosen for its attention grabbing qualities; because most of these 'artists' have the attention span of Lewis Black after four cups of black coffee; and without the pretty colors they would lose interest in what they are painting and forget why they were there. These individuals can be recognized by there brightly-colored, highly flammable, puffy bomber jackets; jeans straining to remain belted to the ass, and are four inches too short; knuckle-dragging; and general drooling, blank-stared, mess of a kid. Oh, and they usually can be seen with female groupies - just imagine all that was previously described but with streetwalker make-up, and harpie screeching-like voice.
Too harsh?
Nah. Here's why.
In the past week there has been a disturbing trend of gang-related vandalism, and other related activity in my neighborhood. The new developed base housing - which took more than two years to build and develop- has been the target for thousands of dollars of vandalism in just a few days. This activity hasn't been isolated to the new housing division. The new playground equipment, and walking bridge has also been targeted.
Of course I don't live in the affect areas, and I don't have children - so you might ask yourself why do I care - and here's my answer.
1. I may not live in the housing division, but my fucking tax dollars paid for it, and now more of mine and yours tax monies are going towards the repairs. Just one garage door is $5000 to replace, and they vandalized several. Therefore, our tax money will be spent replacing the door, keeping military families in TLF longer because of the repairs to the houses, as well as the extra money going to contractors to fix, and re-paint. Lovely.
2. Gang activity. I come for California. I know gang activity. In my experience the gangs are a result of low-income, angst riddled, disadvantaged teenagers that have economic reasons for being involved in gangs. It might sound like a stereo-type but I have worked with some of these kids, and I can sympathize with their need to feel apart of 'family' and unfortunately a family can be in the form of a gang.
And yet, the 'wannabe' gangster of this base are ridiculous and would be crying like little bitches if they were dropped into the real life of gangs. What the fuck do you middle-class, military brats get from posing as "Bloods". Really? You won't last two minutes in the hood. You're attempt at creating the 'Hood' in base housing is laughable. And Highly annoying.
3. Now its personal. Not only is my money being used to fix your sad ass attempts at being gangster; but it is forcing children to play in the playground behind my building (because you fucked up the new one), but you are causing me to lose sleep, and I *KNOW* one of you little mistakes is living in my stairwell.
I was lucky enough to spent a night listening to you and your little science-experiments running up and down the stairwell, and then running around base trying to avoid the cops trying to find your assess.
I know where you live. I know who your piss poor excuse for a parent is. And I'm not happy. Not a good combination for you.
One more thing.....
Where the HELL are the parents!!!!!! Who leaves a 16 year old kid alone and expect them NOT to do something retarded? Don't EVEN try to justify it or play dumb. How at 2:30 am do you not hear, see, or know where your teenage child is? You self-serving twat.
You have made this personal. The flip-flops are coming off, and I'm going to beat some common sense into you.
