I did it.
I voted today, and I feel like I have done my part.
Really, I do.
I feel like I have done my part to bring a little more democracy to my country.
BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Yeah, I really just want the fucking political campaigning to stop; because if I see one more propaganda like commercial, or hear one more politically motivated radio ad, or read one more nasty ass ' he-said-she-said' news article I'm going to track down the candidates myself, and duct tape their mouths to their ass-cheeks.
So vote. And if you don't and you STILL complain, I'm going to track YOU down and duct tape your mouth to your ass-cheeks if I can figure which is which.
Thank you for reading this service announcement.
